Better Than Your Blackberry: Mexican Surfing Adventure

The approach into Mexico. I heard a lot of warnings that Mexico is shady and the druglords love gang banging gringo's and robbing you and killing fools for not appreciating their music. This is total nonsense except for the part about the gang banging. Mexicans invented donkey shows so a lil gang bang is like disneyland for these fuckers.

My trip to visit the 7 sisters of Baja California located approximately 400 miles south of the border. Let me just begin with this. Camping is not my thing when its cold. I only tolerate camping/being cold if there are smoking hot chicks or waves involved, and even with smoking hot chicks...camp cunt is not key. Thank you Jake.

Went down all the way to Punta Rosalita. It sits at the bottom of the seven famous pointbreaks. We started our journey at the WALL. Not black wallstreet here. This shit was cold blooded...but mostly just cold from the Northern desert winds that made me weak in the knees and small in the pants.

Lots of flat top mountain hair do styles.

If you look in the center of the picture the partially deconstructed building is the "sign" to head down to the WALL. Yea mexico is infamous for its subtleties.

Road to the wall.

Sunset. Whatevs.

Lots of open land. Nobody really fucking with you selling chicklets. I was pissed and on the search for churros. Had to settle for sweet emapanadas that were whatevs.

Right Point break...the Wall. Onshore at 7am. Onshore is the new offshore. Weeeeeee weee in my wetsuit after a freezing cold night in the low 40's or maybe even 30's. Iphone was inactive down there.

Mike Morgan in his Toyota whip. Shit handled well with the new improvements...lifted, tired and reeking of dope. Yeaaaaaarrr!

Right Point break somewhere along the trails.

It looks like a good setup if you like perfect breaking right pointbreaks.Too bad it was only 2' .

This is the "harbour" that Mike swears by. I just did my research and apparently some Mexican asshole is doing what was done to the now flat as fuck KILLER DANA to a bunch of point breaks in Baja California. At any rate, their corps of engineers didnt realize that it faces north easterly which is where massive sand dunes are. Sooo to make a long story short, the fucking sand dunes are blowing chunks of sand storms all day long 300 days out of the year. Idiots. They destroyed a perfectly beautiful point break. There is some good news however, the man made jetty that was constructed has actually started to form a perfect cresting wave that is a sand bottom kira-like even. In another 30 years when the sand blows over the PEMEX station at the harbour we shall all laugh about it over TECATE'S.